Two middle-aged men were flipping through magazines on the D-train. One was reading The Economist, and the other quietly scanned The New Yorker. Can you guess who was reading what?
Quick Aside: People reading magazines? In this day and age? That’s one for the record books . . . assuming someone out there still makes printed record books.
Reader #1: A plaid-clad professor-type with a sad, hound-like face.
Reader #2: Dude in bike shorts with a shaved head (failing to conceal a tell-tale horse-shoe pattern) and thickly veined calves.
The first person to answer correctly... shall receive a FREE copy of a YA unicorn book which he/she must then read in public. Unicorn book can be substituted with a sparkly cat novel upon request.
Hint: Appearances aren’t all that deceiving.